It was a rainy day, Naruto, Sakura, Sai with their leader Kakashi, named Team7, was assigned to a mission to eliminate the leader of a dangerous organization known as Akatsuki. Akatsuki consists of frightening rouge ninjas which are classified as S-rank criminal. Kakashi sensed that it would be a tough battle for them and there’s only a slight chance to survive from the leader, Pain.
“Pain? Just hearing his name frightens me, however this makes thing even excited, I can’t wait to go!” Naruto shouted cheerfully and appreciated Tsunade, the Hokage of Konoha for giving him the opportunity to be the hero.
Kakashi tracked Pain’s location by using his partner, or maybe girlfriend, Konan’s hair scent which she left during their invasion to Konoha 2 weeks ago by using ninja hounds. “It’s hard to track them by the scent during as rainy day like this,” Pakkun, one of Kakashi’s favorite ninja hound complained as massive raindrops dripping on his head. Naruto convinced Pakkun to be more serious as he’s eager to be the new Konoha hero just like his father, Minato did. “I swear I’m going to catch a cold,” Sai said with his boring and pale face.
“Obviously they are hiding in a cave in our ten o’clock direction, it’s just about 3miles away” Pakkun finally tracked their location accurately. The cave is at the border of Fire country and the Rain Village, where missing-nins exists. Naruto cheered in delight after knowing it and charge to the cave hastily.
Meanwhile, in the cave…
“Pain, I can feel that the ninjas from Konoha is charging towards us, what should we do? Shall we retreat to another place? Head back to Rain Village?” Konan was so worried that they would hurt her sweetheart, Pain.
“No, we shall stand and fight! If my prediction is right they’ll sent Kakashi Hatake of the Sharingan and Naruto the Kyuubi Jinchuuriki for this, it’s an opportunity to kill that Kakashi which will be one of our major obstacle to gain what we need in the future and get the nine-tailed jinchuuriki at the same time, I, Yahiko will show the world PAIN!” Pain said as he smiled, hoping to make the world feels pain as he believed this was the only way to bring peace to this world.
“But… Don’t you feel tired Pain? We didn’t sleep since last 26 hours exploring this cave… I wanna… rest,” Konan was a charming, adorable and shy girl. She always listens to what Pain says.
“I’m sorry my dear, but this is our last step to gain victory, you must endure the slightest thing,” Pain as a dead body of the Deva Path, didn’t now how a human feels to be tired.“I’ve heard that coffee will make you feel better when you feel like sleeping, why don’t you try some?” Pain unexpectedly prepared coffee and bring it to the cave.
“Come, drink it…” Pain was going to tell Konan drink all he brought despite knowing there’s a limitation for human. That’s probably because he was just a bit inconsiderate and desperate to gain his goal, believing that succession is the priority, but Konan loves Pain more than anything else.
“If I drink this much I’m gonna…” Konan hates whenever she needed to admit that she wanted to go to the toilet because she believed that it would be so embarrassing. She also hates to excuse herself to the toilet or telling someone that she needs to pee for the sake of her pride despite of not having a large bladder.
“You’re gonna what? Believe me you’re gonna be so energetic later!” Konan drank 3 cups of coffee after 20 seconds of hesitation as she didn’t want to disappoint Pain. She already felt some slight pressure from her bladder before drinking them. She didn’t go to the toilet since morning because the toilet was quite far away from the cave and she was busying for her paper art today. She was so worried that her bladder would be full during the battle later at the same time she wished Pain would automatically ask her “Konan, do you need to use the toilet?” But that didn’t happen.
20 minutes passed by and Konan was thinking whether to wait for her enemies to come and finish them off first or go to the toilet for precaution as her bladder was silently filling. “Konan are you okay? You looked worried like Kakuzu needed to pay for something… Did my coffee taste bad?” Pain was trying to understand Konan but had never think of her bladder as Konan hardly mention anything related to it. You know, Pain wasn’t really smart and determined himself.
“Err… I am just worrying what will happen later, you know, I hate fighting and chaos... ermm… Pain? Can I go out for awhile?” Konan face turned slight red as she was inserting her finger into the flower on her flaming blue hair. “Where are you going my dear Konan? Don’t you know it’s dangerous out there? Try to calm yourself down by continuing your paper art,” Pain smiled as if he was comforting Konan and making her feel better. Well, he’s not.
“Well, I… just wanna check if the enemy is nearby, it’d be better if we make some preparation I guess,” still not willingly to admit that she needed the loo as her desire was still weak. “Alright, if you insisted…” “Thanks Pain” Konan smiled in relieve cheerfully and headed towards the exit of the cave.
Suddenly, they heard “Ha! We’ve found them!!! It’s show time of Naruto Uzumaki!” Konan was just about to leave the cave. She felt like killing the freakingly annoying Naruto that time. She had no idea but jumped back where she was standing with Pain beside her. “Now is the time Konan, stay alert and don’t underestimate the kyuubi kid and Kakashi Hatake,”
The 4 ninjas from Konoha were prepared to attack anytime. Konan realized that her need to pee has grown and was stronger than just now. “I have to settle them fast or else it’d be danger,” Konan thought in silence and threw 4 paper shuriken to them.“Katon: Crap-o-flame no Jutsu!” Kakashi used his newly invented fire element jutsu, “Hehe, your paper skills are extremely vulnerable to fire, that’s what Jiraya told me.” Konan crossed her leg and mumbled…
“Konan, be careful!” Sakura punched the ground just like how Tsunade loves to do and they both dodged. Pain was getting annoyed with Konan’s unawareness because he was short-tempered, though he loves Konan a lot actually.“What the hell is WRONG with you Konan? You seemed to be unaware of that attack it almost hit you! You know I don’t wanna let you hurt if not my heart will be pain too.” “Sorry Pain but I need to… I…I’ll concentrate,” her face blushed and her desperation had grown until she couldn’t stand still. The coffee she drank not long ago was having effect plus what was in her bladder this morning.
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